The Editor of the Sun News-Pictorial received on Wednesday a letter from Senator "Digger" Dunn, in which he said: "Dear Comrade, I am a better looking bloke than the fellow you have been printing for yours truly," and he enclosed a new photograph of himself for publication. Dear Comrade: In the game of politics A Senator gits quite enough of kicks Without 'is photer sittin' in the press Wot makes 'is map look like a nasty mess -- A pitcher that present 'im to the mob A fair gazob. Me, I ain't vain, but it is past a joke To go an' print a crook dile of a bloke So that the mob sez, "Is this Digger? Struth! 'E's changed a good bit since 'is flamin' youth. We thort 'e was a better lookin' chap. Strike! Wot a man!" Why make me look like somethin' choice in crooks? For, if I ain't got nothin' but me looks, Why, gimme looks, an' bung a photer in That gives me sex-appeal a dinkum spin I ain't -- (For w'ich remark 'e'll please excuse) No Billy Hughes. An' so, I sends 'erewith me dinkum chiv -- The dinkum Digger, w'ich I 'ope you'll give A bit o' space to 'elp along your sales -- An' mind you say I come from Noo South Wales! That ought to fetch 'em. So you play your part, An' 'ave a 'eart.
"C.J. Dennis" |
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