The French courts have ruled that, in certain circumstances, a man may legally thrash his wife. No longer wilful woman hides Behind a law that over-rides The dicta of her lawful lord and master. And, they who fain would lift a hand To erring wives, now understand That they invite no subsequent disaster. So, be the boss in your own home; And, should a naughty missus roam Unheeding, let no fear of gaol unman you. And, in the good, old-fashioned way, Thrash her. The law declares you may. The only question now-a-days is -- Can you?
"Den" |
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