Works in the Herald 1934
ELECTION AFTERMATH

Now that the Federal Elections are virtually over, the relative positions of the Elector and the Elected are getting back to normal.

    1. ANTE-ELECTIONS
Now, a cove the name of Blabb, a politician, He's a haughty sort o' high pan-jan-dee-ram; An' he holds a very dignified position As the member for the districk where I am. There is times he seems to faintly reckernise me -- Jist a flutter of his flipper when we meet; Yet, other times, his actions fair surprise me, When with a very icy eye he eyes me, Jist as if he never knoo me in the street. But who am I to seek his hand to grab? So I simply sez, "Good mornin', Mr Blabb." An' passes on. "An' I hopes you're doin' nicely, Mr Blabb."     2. ELECTIONS
Now, a cove the name of Blabb, a politician, Is a pal o' mine, an' most perlite, at that. He's a candidate again for th eposition As a member for the districk where I'm at. He will grab me hand an' pump it when I meet him, An' he pats me on the back an' calls me Joe -- Seems sort of anxious-like for me to grete him An' as a fond an' faithful friend to treat him. He's the nicest sort o' neighbour you could know, But who am I to listen to his gab? So I simply sez, "I'll think it over, Blabb," An' passes on. "I'll see wot I can do about it, Blabb."     3. POST-ELECTIONS
Now, a coot the name of Blabb, a politician, He's a Public Figger, an' a Man of note; For he recently rewon the high position As the member of the districk where I vote. An', altho' we come to be close cobbers lately, Monday last he hardly knoo me when I spoke; An' he didn't sort o' seem to want to, greatly; But he rose his hand an' nodded most sedately, He's an awful, absent-minded sort o' bloke. But who am I, whose ways is drear an' drab? So I simply sez, "Good evenin', Mr Blabb," An' passes on. "An' I hopes you ain't forgot me, Mr Blabb."

"Den"
Herald, 27 September 1934, p6

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