The unseemly wrangles over the building of the Transcontinental line continue and multiply. - Unsavoury fact.

Behold, I built a fowlhouse in my yard!
   Two months agone the great work was begun,
And ev'ry eventide I labored hard,
   What time my daily office grind was done.
'Tis to my industry a monument,
The fowls, my wife and I are well content.

Indeed, I built a fowlhouse.  Gods forbid --
   Although I made it, floor and roof and wall --
That I should boast about this thing I did. 
   I mention it most modestly withal.
Just these two hands, this brain were all I had.
I built it on my own, and I am glad.

And, as I toiled at eve, my wife would come,
   The candle, nails and divers tools to hold;
And when I swore because I hit my thumb 
   She did not hang the contract up to scold,
Nor move a vote of censure, and maintain 
The thing should be pulled down and built again.

She is my helpmate, both in name and deed;
   Nor does she deem it policy to nag.
And when she saw my wounded finger bleed
   She bound it up, most tenderly, with rag.
Thus, for one end, did both of us conspire
To have a fowlhouse was our joint desire.

And, when I went about my work in town, 
   No secret vision filled my day with dread 
That she would pull the whole contraption down
   And start a building of her own instead.  
I knew, indeed, she would take care to leave 
Unharmed my handiwork of yester-eve.

You'll note -- if you're at all intelligent
   Our system was simplicity itself:
We wanted something, that was evident,
   To wit, a fowlhouse, perches, and a shelf 
For nests.  I got some timber, tools and nails,
And set to work.  This method seldom fails.

And when I'd done, and saw it stand complete,
   With triumph was I most absurdly filled.  
A tiny thing, enclosing ten square feet,
   That any deft suburbanite might build --
Yet was my soul with satisfaction seized; 
And, on the whole, I think the fowls were pleased.

Now that my hens are well and snugly housed,
   And given cosy nests in which to lay, 
It seems, their gratitude has been aroused:
   Our egg supply increases ev'ry day.
And yet, I vow, when I their house designed 
No sordid thought of eggs was in my mind.

Maybe I seem a trifle too inclined
   To brag about a very simple feat.
Yet strange ideas crowd into my mind
   When I sit down to scan my morning sheet,
And read of other builders who should be 
GOLIATHS in comparison with me.

These mighty undertakings, I've no doubt -- 
   Vast railway lines that span a continent, 
And other matters that I read about
   Are apt to cause much wordy argument. 
Yet I, who calmly built a house for fowls,  
Can feel contempt for these unseemly howls.

For, when they move to build, unholy shouts 
   Go up to Heaven from opponent throats; 
The Ins are ever brawling with the Outs;
   And both are scheming sordidly for votes.  
They build not as true builders, such as I, 
Who build for love, and scorn the trade they ply.

Thank God, my wife and I are well content
   In doing things to win a modest name
Without the aid of Party Government
   And all the meanness of that paltry Game. 
Honest endeavor, and some boards and nails, 
Pride in our work -- this method seldom fails.

I am so diffident, I hardly care
   To give advice to statesmen evident,
And yet, on this occasion, shall I dare
   To offer them some small encouragement:
Let them forego their wrangles, curses, howls,
And strive to build a little place for fowls.

'Tis sheer presumption, surely, to compare
   Myself with statesmen in high honor decked;
Yet do I feel emboldened to declare
   That I am more deserving of respect.
They, by their brawls, a mighty work have marred;
I built an honest fowlhouse in my yard.

"Den"
The Bulletin, 2 April 1914, p7